He's watching porn and jerking off with me sitting next to him! What happened to helping each other?

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

Who's jerking off in here? Let me help you and we'll cum together

Do you even understand innuendo? I showed you my boobs for a reason

Early to the factory tomorrow - so we just jerk each other off and don't give a fuck

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off